Sunday, September 16, 2007

A good joke ! haha !


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins
are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, "Logan's >
Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I ! Had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the trick",
and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the
fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented
this Accident," I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Friday, September 14, 2007

I guess i hang too much with adults. Make myself even mature and also childish. Yeah being the youngest and interacting with them is really fun. I did learn a lot of stuff from them. I didn't one of them actually legal adviser at lim kok wing. I did not expect adults can actually have fun. I thought only the teens but this show me I'm wrong. Msn Is really killing me. I refuse on using window live because i tried to change the display picture and guess what ? I could not find where is it to be change. Isn't it stupid of me? I'm not really good in computer oh wait maybe i'm not good at anything at all. What I've realize for myself, is that i like being nice. Ha. right.. Okay yesterday i read a post about rich people do not charity. Is that really true? Maybe I guess but some did charity in other way? They do not have to impose to anyone telling that "oh I did charity" and bla bla bla. What a show off! Currently I"m having my break. Did not realize that i wasted most of my time in front of the computer. Been a lone during the holidays and did not go for mall and etc. Who cares la ! Oh brother i felt lazy to blog now ! YAY> i'll just end here la ! cheers !

Sunday, September 02, 2007

So today i ate dinner with Joshua and his family.
Oh well, Didn't expect that Joshua changed quite a lot especially his hair and *ahem* You know what i mean. right? LoL. SO anyway glad to eat with them. cheers bye ~