A good joke ! haha !
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins
are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, "Logan's >
Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I ! Had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the trick",
and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the
fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented
this Accident," I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

